Kim Kardashian’s enormous ass is now officially off the market — she got engaged to boyfriend Kris Humphries a week ago today. I’m sure Ryan Seacrest is working out all the details on the spin-off show as we speak. People Magazine says:
On May 18th, her boyfriend of six months, New Jersey Nets forward Kris Humphries, was waiting in her bedroom on bended knee with four words written in red rose petals: “WILL YOU MARRY ME?”
Humphries popped the question with a custom-designed, 20.5-carat Lorraine Schwartz diamond sparkler. “I just knew I wanted it to be big,” says Humphries, 26, who, with the help of Kardashian’s mom Kris Jenner, planned an intimate family celebration later that evening.
“Kris really didn’t want a big celebration, but he had jokingly told my mom he’d be fine if there were mini-horses there,” says Kardashian with a laugh. “Later that night at the party, my mom brought out two mini-horses, covered in glitter, for us! It was hysterical!”
Well, he’s (technically) black, he’s a professional athlete, and he spells his name with a K. Give him a video camera and it’s everything a Kardashian could ever want in a man.
At Boa last week:
PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures
She found the whitest possible black guy she could.
But he’s still black.
What class those Kardashians have….
He seems like as be a fame whore as she does. If he has any brains, he would leave her as at the alter.
He seems like as be a fame whore as she does. If he has any brains, he would leave her ass at the alter.