Kim Kardashian is Pregnant with Kanye’s Baby
As if the victims of Hurricane Sandy hadn’t suffered enough, Kanye West chose his show in Atlantic City to announce that Kim Kardashian is pregnant with his baby (if you’ve seen “The Devil’s Advocate,” you know this is exactly how they spawn the Antichrist). But don’t worry — it won’t be a bastard child, because Kim’s still legally married to Kris Humphries. Us Magazine says:
Kanye announced their baby news while performing at Revel in Atlantic City, New Jersey, Dec. 30. The “Heard ‘Em Say” rapper told the crowd to “stop the music and make noise for my baby mama,” referring to his girlfriend, who was in the audience.
This will be the first child for both Kim, 32, and West, 35, who began dating in the spring of 2012.
Kim confirmed the news on her official site a few hours after the show, writing:
“It’s true!! Kanye and I are expecting a baby. We feel so blessed and lucky and wish that in addition to both of our families, his mom and my dad could be here to celebrate this special time with us.
Looking forward to great new beginnings in 2013 and to starting a family. Happy New Year!!! Xo
What should have been just been another stain on leopard-print silk sheets is now heralding the thousand year reign of darkness and terror. Now I kinda wish the Mayans had been right.
Video of Kanye’s announcement after the jump, and check out 3-months pregnant Kim in L.A. last week. I’m all for distressed denim, but the holes in your jeans shouldn’t look like what happens when you bust open a can of Pop ‘n Fresh dough at the seam. If you’re curvy, go with a boyfriend fit jean instead (like these from Current Elliot), or jeans in which the “distressing” is reinforced with Tuffskin-grade patches (like these from Iro).