It wouldn’t be Kim Kardashian unless her tits or ass were hanging out, so the dress she wore to last night’s Angel Ball in New York was of course cut to her navel and slit all the way up both thighs. It’s a good color for her, and the boobs are a nice touch, but the dress itself is just awful. It looks like somebody tried to sluttify one of Joan Crawford’s old caftans from “Mommie Dearest.” Or maybe it’s just that I wanna beat her with a fistful of wire hangers.

Get a GORGEOUS slightly more office-friendly version of Kim’s cobalt blue dress here from Piazza.