Kirsten Dunst might look like a beardless version of The Flying Dutchman from Spongebob Squarepants and have a mouth only an angler fish could love, but she still has a pretty impressive rack. And if that’s good enough for me, then by God, it’s damn well good enough for you. Beggars can’t be choosers, you know. Not unless one of them has a gun.
In Cannes and on the red carpet promoting her directorial debut: