Just look at that smile! Hilary Clinton can barely contain her glee at winning New Hampshire’s first-in-the-nation primary yesterday. Or else her sodium levels are too high and her mucous membranes are starting to curl up on themselves like a slug on a salt lick. All in all, though, I have to admit — not too shabby for a sixty year-old sea donkey. With those Risky Businesses there she could almost pass for Kirsten Dunst’s twin sister or something.
Kirsten in Hollywood Tuesday:
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22-year-old Emma Roberts looked amazing at the Tribeca Film Festival yesterday in Cushnie Et Ochs’ Spring 2013 satin Amethyst dress. Although I wouldn’t really describe the color of that dress as “amethyst” myself. It’s more of a cross between Violet and Acai, like the deep azurite color of a magician’s cloak. And that was exactly [...]
Newly-brunette Reese Witherspoon and her husband were arrested early Friday morning in Atlanta after he failed a field sobriety test and she got slappy with the arresting officer. And they say blondes have more fun! According to
If I had her teeth, I’d smile like that too.
It’s a sad day when fucking Madonna looks like a ‘glamour’ model compared to someone like 15-20 years her junior. Kirsten, you may be a ‘real’ woman, but the day will come, all too soon, when you are scraping your tits off the pavement with a spatula. Gravity is NOT your friend. And apparently neither is your face.
She just won’t be aging well.
i thought jessica tandy was dead.
Leave her alone. She’s picking last night’s meal from her fangs.
Bacall was just having a bad day
I bet when she shivers she slices her bottom lip to ribbons…
lmfao rico
Abby is subtly telling us she wants to knock out Kirsten’s teeth with a hammer.
I hear she’s also a great can-opener–just slam a can into her teeth, and twist her ear!
*waiting for the “I got ya hammer right here” jokes*
But who knows she had a profile at mixedfriends.com which is a niche interracial dating site? She had a hot video there. She is really sexy with bikini in that video. someone thought it is naughty. but I don’t think so