Dancing with the Stars’ resident fatass Kirstie Alley claims she’s dropped nearly three dress sizes in the last two months, thanks to a stringent diet and rigorous dance rehearsals. The Daily Mail says:
Kirstie claims that she has dropped from a U.S. size 12 to a size 6.
She recently admitted that her secret to weight loss was to consume just 1,400 calories a day, well below the recommended 2,000 for women.
I’ll admit she looks thinner in these pics, but I have a feeling this “dramatic weight loss” is just the sheer luck of being photographed from the right angle while wearing a pair of industrial-grade Spanx. Those underpants have got to be reinforced with some kind of titatanium alloy/kevlar blend to withstand the pressure of stuffing 200 pounds of ass into a size 6 dress. It’s the same principal behind using buttresses to support load-bearing walls on medieval cathedrals.
PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures