Dancing with the Stars’ resident fatass Kirstie Alley claims she’s dropped nearly three dress sizes in the last two months, thanks to a stringent diet and rigorous dance rehearsals. The Daily Mail says:
Kirstie claims that she has dropped from a U.S. size 12 to a size 6.
She recently admitted that her secret to weight loss was to consume just 1,400 calories a day, well below the recommended 2,000 for women.
I’ll admit she looks thinner in these pics, but I have a feeling this “dramatic weight loss” is just the sheer luck of being photographed from the right angle while wearing a pair of industrial-grade Spanx. Those underpants have got to be reinforced with some kind of titatanium alloy/kevlar blend to withstand the pressure of stuffing 200 pounds of ass into a size 6 dress. It’s the same principal behind using buttresses to support load-bearing walls on medieval cathedrals.
PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures
What in God’s name is up with her legs?
This woman has at LEAST 70 more pounds to go before looking at a size 6 in any way, shape, or form. She is a SOLID size 16, she makes me laugh at all these “phantom” sizes she keeps throwing out there instead of being happpy about the weight she’s already lost. Kirstie, we’re looking at your legs, need I say more? Just one more thing, GIRDLE!!!!!