Want to know the special moment that propelled Kourtney Kardashian into the realm of motherhood? It’s when some guy whose name sounds like “dick sick” spunked inside her and she forgot to take her whore medicine. I’m sure a beam of sunlight came down from heaven and the angels started singing! Us Magazine says
Getting pregnant with Scott Disick — with whom she recently reunited after splitting in February — was unplanned.
“This probably sounds so dumb, but there’s so many times I’ll forget to take my pill and I don’t think it’s that big of a deal. It’s just so stupid,” she admitted.
On her new reality show — Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami (premiering Sunday) — she literally gets sick in a club, she said. Her boobs also became “huge and they were so sore.”
The baby may be incorporated into the second season of her reality show, she “joked.”
You know, it takes a special kind of evil to bring a child into the world just so you can boost ratings for your shitty reality show. I’ve only ever heard it referred to as “Dina Lohan.”