Kourtney Kardashian gave birth to her second bastard child with
Patrick Bateman Scott Disick on Sunday, a baby girl she named Penelope Disick. It’s funny because until she’s about three or four, it’ll sound like she’s saying “Pee Pee Dick” when she tries to say her name. Once she masters hard consonants, though, you can rest assured that her elementary school peers will be there to pick up the slack. Radar Online says:
Via an all-natural birth, [Kourtney] delivered the 7-pound, 14-ounce tot at Los Angeles’s Cedars-Sinai Medical Center early Sunday morning.
Kourtney told E! in a statement: “Scott and I are overjoyed to welcome our precious angel Penelope Scotland Disick into our lives.”
Scotland? Really? Ten bucks says neither one of those stupid twats could point out Scotland on a map. He just liked it because it has the word “Scott” in it. GOD I hate that entire family.
Kourtney in a bikini over the years, because until yesterday she was still pregnant: