Kourtney Kardashian is Pregnant

kourtney kardashian pregnant

Prepare for the coming of the Antichrist — the Great Satan, Jr. is knocked up! Us Magazine says

Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant.

The E! reality star, 30, is not revealing the father’s identity or how far along she is… [and] refused to say if she and ex-boyfriend Scott Disick were back together.

“You’re going to have to see on the show,” she said, referring to her new reality show with sister Khloe, Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami, which debuts Sunday.

Oh, I have a hunch who the father is. He embodies all that is evil and will usher in a seven year reign of death and destruction at the dawning of the End of Days. Isn’t it obvious? I’m talking about my stepdad. You’re not the boss of me, Ted!

In Miami with Bigfoot in a sarong:

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PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin

3 Reader Comments

  1. Jon

    Agreed, this slut is open for business like a super wal-mart – 24/7

    Oh and Abby or Sonya and whoever, I’ll give you a back rub, foot rub, anal, anything you like if one of you PLEASE get rid of that video down on that Channing Tatum post. It zings, plays and annoys EVERY DAMN TIME the page loads. Make it stop…..make it stooppppppppp. :-(

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