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Kristen Stewart is This Year’s Unsexiest Actress and Other News

Kristen Stewart Unsexiest Woman in Hollywood

22-year-old Kristen Stewart beat out Sarah Jessica Parker, Lindsay Lohan and Mischa Barton to be crowned MenKind’s Unsexiest Woman in Hollywood. I guess it’s nice that she won something, because she’s certainly not gonna win any awards for her craft, and mouth-breathing still isn’t recognized as a competitive sport by the IOC.

In other news…

Mila Kunis remains tight-lipped on her potential role in the movie version of “Fifty Shades of Grey,” but maybe nobody told her the safe word. (Huffington Post)

Careful and thorough investigation into why music today sucks. I always blamed the young people, but there are other reasons, too. (Mandatory)

Ever since I heard her cover of Mazzy Star’s Fade Into You, Kelly Clarkson has had a special place in my heart, but now that she blasted Clive Davis as a bitter old queen, I also respect her now, too. (Celebitchy)

Ashley Tisdale looks hot in a Jodie Foster in Taxi Driver kinda way. (Celeb Slam)

Laura Whitmore and her clone Mollie King blonde up London Fashion Week. (Moe Jackson)

Alec Baldwin may or may not have called somebody a coon. Capital One couldn’t be more pleased, I’m sure. (The Blemish)

Mindy McCready committed suicide over the weekend, marking the fifth Celebrity Rehab death since its inception. (Daily Stab)

How to get Rachel Weisz‘ hair without getting slapped with a restraining order. (Fab Over Forty)

Jessica Simpson reveals she wants to name her new baby “Ace.” As in Ventura. (ICYDK)

Boob jobs are going down and face tweaking is going up. But why? (Jezebel)

Jennifer Love Hewitt on the cover of Shape to inspire people everywhere to invest in photoshop. (Hollywood Rag)

Are Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie in a slump? (The Stir)

When they bury me, bury me in a kayak painted red. (Caveman Circus)