Kristen Stewart’s split from Robert Pattinson has reportedly left her a sullen, greasy mess. How that’s any different from Kristen Stewart before the split I’m sure I don’t know. A source told Radar Online:
“Kristen is acting like a heartbroken teenager. She is crying her eyes out non-stop and does not want to communicate with anyone. She is pretty much inconsolable.
Kristen hasn’t showered or changed or washed her hair in several days. She is laying around in her T-shirt and shorts and eating ice cream.”
Too sad to shower? Please. That’s not real despair. Call me when you’re using your grandma’s Corningware as a makeshift bedpan because you’re too sad to get out of bed to use the bathroom. Now that’s sad.
Kristen in some Italian magazine nobody’s ever heard of: