The Brit Awards were in London last night, so see if you can guess if Lady Gaga made a huge spectacle of herself in some asinine getup. The Daily Mail says
The singer appeared on the red carpet sporting a white tiered dress with a white pompadour wig.
The outfit was reminiscent of several iconic figures, including Pierrot, the melancholic clown-like mime character and 18th Century French Queen Marie Antoinette.
Comparing her to Pierrot, the melancholic clown-like mime is giving her way too much credit. They should have just gone with “insufferable twatwaffle.” It’s short and to the point. Much like Lady Gaga’s penis.
See the lady half of her genitalia flopping out onstage here; what was under that robe here:
PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News