Now you know what Hogwarts’ own centaur professor Firenze would have looked like if he were a transsexual who moonlighted as a dominatrix. Personally, I’m glad J.K. Rowling didn’t write him that way.
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Non-centaur Lady Gaga in Maxim (plus a pic of her naked in the pool with her boyfriend):