Lady Gaga been ordered by her record label to lose weight before they have to pay somebody to saw her out of a bathroom (see pics of her gut spilling out of her fishnets in Amsterdamn on Tuesday here and here). Radar Online says:
Executives at the Universal Music Group saw recent pictures of the 26-year-old singer bulging out of her corset and suspenders and had to gently tell their star they were ordering a new wardrobe for the Born This Way Ball.
She has also been told to lay off… pizza and pasta.
“No one likes to criticize someone who has put on weight, but she has been showing some serious muffin top, especially when wearing tight suspenders,” a source revealed. “It just wasn’t a good look… they moved fast to nip it in the bud.”
It’s funny — all the outrageousness and controversy and manufactured edginess, and it’s her big fat ass that’s actually shocking people. I just hope irony powdered its hand before it pimp-slapped her.
Trading in “transparent cliche” for “saddlebag detractor” in London on Tuesday (get your own brown flap-top purse like Lady Grub Grub’s from Marc Jacobs here).