On the Amsterdam leg of her Fame tour on Tuesday, Lady Gaga toked on a joint after it was thrown onstage by one of the many fat emo fourteen-year-olds in the crowd. The Huffington Post says:

Lady Gaga sat at the edge of the stage, where a box of cigarettes appeared. She found that unappealing, but was quite excited when a plastic bag containing marijuana and a lighter was thrown her way.

“Holland, is it real?” Gaga asked in a vague accent before smelling the spliff and confirming that it was, in fact, marijuana. Then she lit up the joint and took a few hits. But worry not! Gaga said that the few puffs were “not enough” to get her high.

She did, however, say she’s a big fan of “wondrous marijuana.” “I want you to know it has totally changed my life and I’ve really cut down on drinking,” Mother Monster said. “It has been a totally spiritual experience for me with my music.”

Wow! Smoking pot right there on stage in front of everybody! That’s almost as edgy as the time she made the Judas video where Jesus and the twelve apostles are a gang of leather daddies. I dare say it would be controversial were it not so fucking formulaic and contrived.

Gaga in a wedding dress at the 2012 Paralympic Games after party in London. You can get your bridal on with Valentino here. Wear it to the supermarket and see how many people you can get to stare at you, too! Any attention is good attention!