Lady Gaga Wore a Prosthetic Penis to the VMAs

Lady Gaga has found a way to wrest the attention away from Beyonce’s scene-stealing fetus and back to her own VMAs performance as Jo Calderone: by telling everyone she used a fake wiener! No, not Beyonce. Lady Gaga. I’m pretty sure Jay-Z’s wiener is real. Us Magazine says:

The pop provocateur didn’t just wear men’s clothing (including Armani men’s underwear) and fake stubble in her “drag king” get-up: Gaga wore a prosthetic penis, an insider confirms.

The “You and I” singer stayed in character throughout the night.

I don’t know why she would use a prosthetic penis when she has a perfectly good penis already. Two penises just seems like overkill if you ask me.

This goes on about 7 minutes too long:

5 Reader Comments

  1. I_HEART_HUCKABEES

    Hey you’re an idiot “lol.” And she’s an untalented hack who’s stupid “conceptual art” performance act is getting REALLY stale. But hey it’s called the MUSIC TELEVISION video MUSIC awards so who am I to wonder why there are so few musicians on this show?

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