In case you’re wondering, this is Lady Gaga’s first ad for her new fragrance Fame, not an advertisement for Adobe Photoshop. Us Magazine says:

In the stunning Steven Klein portrait, the “Paparazzi” singer, 26, poses totally nude — save for 17 tiny, scantily-clad, strategically-placed men crawling across her toned body.

The pop star proudly holds up her fragrance, Fame, which she says smells like the “tears of Belladonna, crushed heart of Tiger Orchidea with a black veil of incense, pulverized apricot and the combinative essences of saffron and honey drops.”

So if you want to smell like thinly-veiled tears and Indian food, then Fame is the fragrance for you, and apparently it’s such an olfactory masterpiece that men will literally be crawling all over you when you wear it. What a stupid ad. It’s what Gulliver’s Travels would have looked like if all the Liliputians were gay men and Gulliver were a transvestite.

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