“Children’s Hospital” star Lake Bell has soaking wet spread on next month’s Maxim, but as you can plainly see, the bastards photoshopped out her nipples. I don’t get it. It’d make a whole lot more sense to photoshop out the “Can You Throw a Fastball Drunk?” in big orange letters right next to her. I guess if you’re stupid enough to buy a magazine with no nipples, you’re also stupid enough to think throwing a fastball drunk is cool. Duly noted, Maxim.