This is what Leonardo di Caprio did today. You know what I did today? Unclog a toilet and a three-hour block of Wife Swap on Lifetime because the batteries were dead in the remote and I didn’t feel like getting up to change the channel. Seriously. It’s a good thing I’m not wearing pants, or I’d have hung myself with my belt already.
On a photoshoot in Miami (get a graphic print bikini with contrasting trim like Erin Heatherton’s here):