After a tumultuous year of triumph and sorrow, Lily Allen Cutewatch ’09 is wrapping things up, my pretties. We’ve had some good times (remember the trouser vendetta and the ducky outfit?) and some sad times (more often than not, Lily and I were in a fight) and then Lily went and broke my heart when she announced her two-year hiatus from music and then basically became a damn hermit. So there may or may not be a Lily Allen Cutewatch ’10 or a Cutewatch ’11 but by God, THERE WILL BE A CUTEWATCH ’12!
In the meantime, my beloved Lily Allen will be gracing the pages of the January 2010 Harper’s Bazaar Russia, because why not? Russia is just about as far away as she can possibly get, and we all know how she likes to play peek-a-boo with our hearts. I can let Lily run though, because much like Pepé Le Pew, I have unshakable faith in the power of our imaginary platonic love affair. Besides, if I keep skipping along, I will eventually catch up with her.
Divinely crazy and topless (as usual) in the January 2010 Harper’s Bazaar Russia: