Lily Collins attended the premiere of “Mirror, Mirror” in Paris yesterday, which for some reason is called “Snow White” there. Maybe “Mirror, Mirror” doesn’t translate well into French, because French was invented by the French, and we all know how obnoxious the French are and so it makes sense that their language would prohibit a direct translation, because the French are silly surrender monkeys and can’t be trusted to do anything right except suck. The End.













