Because Nick maiming a Marine, Hulk making a sex tape and Brooke releasing a crappy album weren’t enough to shame the Hogan name, Linda Hogan got arrested for driving drunk in Malibu last week. TMZ says:

Linda — real name Linda Bollea — was arrested at 1:34 AM Thursday morning and taken to a nearby police station where she was booked and put behind bars. Her blood alcohol level is listed as .084, barely above the legal limit in California (.08).

The 53-year-old was released several hours later on $5,000 bail.

She was also booked for driving on a suspended license.

I don’t know about you, but I’m still reeling from this. Mostly because I was sure the woman in the mug shot was Lindsay Lohan. I’m gonna need a few minutes to pace around the room with my hands folded behind my head now. It’s a lot for a girl to process in one afternoon.

Daughter Brooke in a bikini in Miami because she’s still a Hogan, but not 53. I’ll meet you in the middle this time. Anyway, get her pink string bikini here from Ralph Lauren.