
If festooning yourself in criminally unflattering pants were an art form, Lindsay Lohan would be Michel-fucking-angelo by now. Even Mariah Carey’s asymmetrical spandex labia are embarrassed for her.
FUPA-ing it up (thanks to the sailors aboard the USS Eisenhower for that little gem!) with her equally repugnant sister Ali:













No mom jeans in jail, LoHo….