Lindsay Lohan — who is currently on probation for stealing jewelry, BTW — was questioned by police after jewelry inexplicably went missing from the Hollywood Hills home in which she passed out Sunday night. You don’t say. The TMZ says:

According to sources, Lindsay slept over at the home in question Sunday night after a small get together — along with several guests — and when everyone woke up this morning, the owner of the home claimed expensive jewelry had been stolen from the property.

Police were called to the home and interviewed everyone inside, including Lindsay.

We’re told Lindsay was very cooperative — but claimed she had nothing to do with any missing jewelry.

When giving her statement, Lindsay reportedly told the cops, “I don’t know anything! The brakes failed! Those aren’t my pants! My passport was stolen!” before a diamond bracelet and an iPhone fell out of her snatch. Never underestimate how much loot can be packed into a Lohan body cavity. Classic rookie mistake.

Get a Marc Jacobs handbag that looks a lot like Lindsay’s Birkin, but at 1/16th the cost. It still won’t be as roomy as her cooter.

At a will.i.am charity event:

PHOTO CREDIT: Pacific Coast News