
Lindsay Lohan and her mother Dina got into a drunken fistfight at four in the morning that ended with 911 being called (listen to the call she made to her father after it all went down here) and the cops showing up. TMZ says:
It started last night when the duo went to a nightclub in New York City. They left the club at around 4 AM and headed back to Dina’s home in Long Island.
Lindsay and Dina started arguing in the car and it escalated when they got home. It became physical [and] there was property damage that occurred during the scuffle.
Sources close to Lindsay [say] Dina was “wasted” at the nightclub. The fight started when Lindsay wanted to take her limo to her NYC hotel, but Dina wanted to take it to her home in Long Island to avoid paying for a taxi. Somehow Dina prevailed, over the intense protests of her daughter. Dina scratched Lindsay’s leg in the process.
Cops took a Domestic Incident Report but no arrests were made.
This is just one more example of natural selection dropping the ball. But when you try to help natural selection out and give it a little direction, everybody always freaks out and the prosecuting attorney tries to brand you a eugenicist for the rest of your life.
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