Lindsay Lohan was arrested in the wee hours of the morning after punching some woman in the face at a New York City nightclub. TMZ says:
Law enforcement tells us prior to the fight words were exchanged between Lindsay and the woman as they sat in separate booths near each other. Lindsay said something to the effect of, “Give me my space.” Some time passed and then, for some reason, Lindsay allegedly punched the girl in the left side of her face.
We’re told by the time cops arrived Lindsay had left the club and was a passenger in a car that was leaving the area. Cops intercepted the car and made the arrest.
Lindsay was booked for 3rd degree misdemeanor assault… and released several hours after she was taken into custody.
God, I’m so tired of constantly rolling this dumb broad uphill in existential writer’s hell. Just let go and let God, Lindsay. It’s your time. Also I win like sixty bucks in the office celebrity death pool if you do it before the end of fiscal year 2013.
Five different mug shots is enough Lindsay Lohan for one post, so instead enjoy 90210′s Shanae Grimes in a see-through sweater like this one from Joie because I’m a giver: