A North Carolina-based talent agency sent out emails last month offering to book Lindsay Lohan for your bar mitzvah or wedding, but since the word got out that she’s that hard up for cash, Lindsay’s changed her tune. TMZ says:

Lindsay [claims]… the email is totally bogus.

And now, Lindsay’s pissed — insisting her career hasn’t sunk so low that she’d be forced to do anything like a Bar Mitzvah or a wedding.

[But] the CEO of 123 Talent — which still [represents] Lindsay on its website — tells us the pitch was NOT bogus, but Lindsay’s team has since “decided to go in another direction.”

“Lindsay’s team has since decided to go in another direction,” i.e., Lindsay never read past the word “bar” before she signed the contract. That’s why she has handlers.

AnnaLynne McCord in a bikini and floral-print jeans like these from Mother, because that’s enough Lindsay for a Tuesday: