Lindsay Lohan might have been ordered to wear an alcohol-monitoring device and undergo weekly drug testing, but don’t go thinking that’s gonna cure what ails her. TMZ says:

Under the rules of the drug testing program, Lindsay can still take [prescription medication], provided they were prescribed by a doctor. Lindsay [currently] has prescriptions for Adderall and Ambien. Any prescription that shows up in Lindsay’s system during random drug testing will not get her in trouble with the judge.

But friends of Lindsay and her father Michael [say] the scripts are a big source of Lindsay’s problem. So Lindsay could still pass her drug tests and still have some of the problems she just can’t seem to beat.

Well, she spent nine hours in a hair salon yesterday dyeing her ratty-ass weave yellow, so I think it’s safe to assume she finally figured out how she’s gonna beat the system: she just tells the judge that the black-haired Lindsay is not Lindsay at all, but her evil twin sister, and if she jails Good Blonde Lindsay for Evil Twin Sister Lindsay’s actions, she’s just playing right into Stefano Dimera’s hands and becoming another pawn in his master plan to bring down the Bradys. According to “Everything I Needed to Know About Case Law I Learned Watching Days of Our Lives,” that’s the pinnacle of air-tight defenses right there.

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