Fresh out of rehab, actress Lindsay Lohan was videotaped over the weekend doing a little blow in a Hollywood nightclub bathroom. News of the World reports:
[Lindsay] was caught on film as she snorted the drug at Teddy’s nightclub. The video shows her arriving at 11pm and skulking round the toilets before creeping inside a cubicle. Wedged inside the loo with two friends, Lohan pulls a small bag of white powder from her jeans pocket… dips her finger in and shoves the substance up one friend’s nose before snorting some up her own.
The friend [said]: “That night I saw her do more than 20 big lines of cocaine. She was still up doing drugs at 11am even though she had started about 8pm the night before… When she is on coke, which is most of the time, all the attention has to be on her. I have lost count of the number of times I have watched as she stripped naked in front of everyone. Then she loves to check herself out in the mirror as she parades around with her boobs hanging out. One night we had gone back to her place and, as always, she stripped down to her thong, bent down and snorted cocaine off her coffee table and then off her toilet seat.
Um… her toilet seat? What the fuck? Surely Captain Self Esteem has a spare mirror or seventeen laying around the house. An-y-way…
“She has told me that she has slept with James Blunt, Jude Law, Calum Best, Joaquin Phoenix, Benicio Del Toro, Jared Leto and James Franco. Lindsay told me she has messed around with Leonardo DiCaprio a while ago too but claimed that she didn’t sleep with him.”
Wow, Jared Leto! What kind of wonderful lottery do you have to win to score that hot piece of eye-lined fagocity? And James
Cunt Blunt, too! Gross. I’ll go ahead and add that to my list of “reasons to hate queers” — let’s see… number 126: “used Lindsay Lohan as a beard.” Right under “You’re Beautiful” and “AIDS.” Okay.
“Going to rehab was all for publicity. She wanted people to see her seeking help but it hasn’t got her off the drugs at all. In an average night Lindsay will do two and half grams of coke on her own. That’s why I’m showing this video, so the world can know what Lindsay has been doing and she can’t lie about it to herself or anyone else.”
Unfortunately, these pictures don’t actually show Lohan putting any blow up her own nose — just her friend’s. That doesn’t matter, though, because she’s the one who pulled the fucking cocaine out of her pocket, so I feel it’s safe to say that she did a little yay that night. It’s also safe to say that she probably wrapped her cooter around some Hollywood douchebag’s man meat and then cut herself a little the next morning.
More of the grainy bathroom footage after the jump