Lindsay Lohan Does the Neutral Trend
As part of her plea deal, Lindsay gets 90 days in locked rehab, 30 days community labor and 18 months psychotherapy.
Head-to-toe neutrals don’t really work if you’re sallow and pasty like Lindsay Lohan. The color, or lack thereof, washes her out and gives her a Hepatitis C complexion. Wearing all-beige tells the world one of two things: 1) “My spirit is broken and I’m awash on a sea of disillusion and regret,” or 2) “I’m a zookeeper.” Very rarely does it say both.
Neutrals look best as an accent rather than the focus of an entire outfit — see the gallery above for more ways to do neutrals now.