Lindsay Lohan’s probationary status from her 2007 DUI conviction is being reviewed in court today, and while she won’t be there, her father will, because he wants
the media attention the judge to throw her ass in rehab. According to Radar Online
Michael Lohan is hoping to [convince] the judge overseeing Lindsay’s case at her status hearing on Thursday [that she needs to go into rehab for at least three months].
Lohan [said], “The last time she was in court the judge should have drug tested her. If she had, I know Lindsay would have come up dirty and she would have been thrown into rehab.
My daughter needs rehab for at least 3 months. Let’s face it, there are pictures of her out there… of her drinking and taking pills in public. If you’re on probation, is that what the system approves of?”
[He appealed to Lindsay personally, saying directly into the camera], “This is about you getting well, you getting healthy, me loving you and wanting you to do the right thing. The prescription drugs are killing you.”
Thank goodness for dads like Michael Lohan — the kind that have the foresight to either abandon their children so they can diddle the secretary or whore their kiddies out because they can’t hold down a full-time job. It’s not like you and four of your buddies can airtight a girl whose daddy loved her and gave her guidance and direction all her life. I think the porn industry owes you a heart-felt thank you, Mike!
Drunk and leaving a club in London:
PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News