Lindsay Lohan Hooked up with Jessica Alba’s Husband

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Rumor has it that Lindsay Lohan’s puss has found her way around Jessica Alba’s husband of less than six months, Cash Warren. Hope Lysol is the traditional one year anniversary gift. According to Nine MSN

Lindsay and Cash [reportedly] visited a nightclub with a group of friends in Hollywood a couple of weeks ago. Once under the cover of darkness, Lilo and Mr. Alba retreated into the shadows for a spot of intense tongue hockey.

“It was raw. They were not shy,” a witness [said].

I was under the impression that pretty much everything involving Lindsay Lohan’s genitals was “raw.” Oozing herpetic lesions and syphilitic ulcers can really make your lady parts a little tender.

Leaving Maxfield’s in LA yesterday:

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PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News

6 Reader Comments

  1. Jon

    I call fake, just simply because he’s married to some of the hottest pussy on the planet and lindsay lohan is worse quality then a girl I could find at the shopping mall.

  2. Ann

    There she goes again, digging at them head critters. Any man who is stupid enough to get mixed up with this person should be checked for lice and lord know what else. YUCK

  3. t

    Sometimes guys downgrade just for the hell of it….lindsay doesn’t seem like a prude and I guess if he was drunk enough. I think he would go for it.

  4. boogie

    THIS STORY WAS DEBUNKED BY X17 – IT’S ALL MADE UP.

    X17online.com exclusively:

    “Cash Warren would never, in a million years, do something like make out with Lindsay Lohan at a club or anywhere else. He has a good thing going with Jessica and he’s not going to do anything to screw it up.”

    X17 photographers spotted Lindsay grabbing fast food and returning to her home at 3:30AM on the 20th in a silver Cadillac sedan, which is not her usual car. One of our photogs on the scene tells X17online exclusively:

    “Lindsay snuck into her house through the garage around 3:30AM. We weren’t able to get any pictures, but we did hear that she was at Voyeur that night, which is her regular Thursday night spot, not Villa.”

    Lindsay even told Us that the reports were “absurd. He is married. I wouldn’t dare kiss him.” The two have been friends for quite some time, so we were shocked when we heard this! Almost as shocked as when we heard it all went down at Villa, which isn’t exactly a spot Lindsay frequents these days.

    Our source went on to say, “You have to wonder if people are just looking to make up sensational stories about married couples, in the wake of the Tiger Woods scandal, to be the first to ‘break’ celebrity cheating stories – even at the expense of the stories being untrue.”

    Source: X17online.com

  5. But I know that some people always love lindsay lohan I know how much people don`t cared about her well..While I know that part I was going get those information about people who?are very danger life with some nothing but good respect from someone i don`t know…I like perharps Lindsay Lohan riight and I still like her from fans riight….

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