Lindsay Lohan is Doing Porn Now

In what’s sure to end up a case of life imitating art, Lindsay Lohan will be playing a porn star in Bret Easton Ellis’ new film “The Canyons,” opposite real-life porn star James Deen. E! Online says:

The film is The Canyons, a contemporary thriller that documents “five twentysomethings’ quest for power, love, sex and success in 2012 Hollywood” and is written by American Psycho’s Bret Easton Ellis.

It was Ellis himself who first broke news of Lindsay’s casting on Twitter.

“James Deen and Lindsay Lohan have been cast in The Canyons,” he wrote in the first of a series of tweets retweeted by Lindsay. “And I am beyond thrilled that James Deen and Lindsay Lohan will be playing the parts of Christian and Tara in The Canyons by BEE.”

“Could not have dreamed of a better cast. Lindsay nailed it.”

Oh, I’ll bet Lindsay “nailed it” alright. And probably sucked it off while the producer watched. It’s the only conceivable reason anybody would give Lindsay Lohan a starring role in a film.

4 Reader Comments

  1. Anony

    How can she be doing this movie when she’s going to be in jail?
    Nice try on the spin by her people. We haven’t forgotten that she raced her RENTED Porsche into a big truck when she wasn’t supposed to be driving.

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