With her July 20th incarceration date fast approaching, Lindsay Lohan has managed to find a way to milk the system and buy herself an extra six months of freedom. According to the Daily Mail:
By registering an appeal against her 90-day jail sentence for a probation violation, Lohan could buy herself some extra time.
Lindsay’s lawyer only has to file a notice of appeal with the Judge, and under California law, particularly misdemeanor probation appeals, the defendant must be granted bail.
Judge Revel will be forced to give Lohan bail pending the appeal, and Lindsay wouldn’t even have to appear in front of Judge Revel again.
And now that her old attorney bailed on her, what better way to try to fuck the penal system than by hiring the man who repped O.J. Simpson in his murder trial. TMZ says:
Lindsay Lohan’s new lawyer [Stuart V. Goldberg] isn’t her new lawyer anymore … people connected with him say it’s because he wouldn’t work for free.
The new leader in the clubhouse? We hear it’s none other than O.J. Simpson’s former lawyer, Robert Shapiro.
I’m sure she ended up going with Shapiro because the Devil in the form of Al Pacino was just for a movie, and the real Satan doesn’t work pro bono. Robert Shapiro is probably the next best thing.
With her mother last Friday:
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i don’t understand, she did the crime, she got so many chances, she broke probation why can’t she just man up and do the time? this is like watching the most annoying drawn out episode of intervention. junkies are so obnoxious
i would PAY for a chance to punch her in those duck lips.
This bitch needs to go die.
She can hire who she likes, but zero plus zero is still zero.
What she fails to understand is that 90 days in jail IS her get out of jail free card. If anyone else stumbled out of a car after driving into something covered in cocaine, drunk and high out of our minds, we’d go to jail for YEARS and get hundreds of thousands of dollars in fines.
CNN reports, “Lindsay Lohan turns to self-help book for advice”.
There is not enough time. She would do better to read Dante’s Divine Comedy, in order to understand escaping from Hell.
This is not ad hominem against her. Those that particularly personalize it as such, do the world grave insult and harm.