Filth, contamination and pestilence be warned: Linday Lohan is headed your way! According to Page Six
Lindsay Lohan is flying off to India to work with children. Lohan is heading to the subcontinent today to film a documentary with the BBC about impoverished kids. An insider said, “She is excited about escaping the drama of LA and doing something real.”
Oh, you can bet your sweet bippy that she’ll be doing something real. Some real good shit, that is! India might have a lot of HIV and the plague, but it’s a heroin and hashish goldmine. The only other way you’d get so much access to so many illegal drugs is if you were Chris Farley’s liver.
More of her Muse magazine pics:
I would marry her in a heartbeat!
Dig them head critters girl, dig em right our of your hair.
If Lindsay, her mom or any of her friends read this, please tell her to stop digging at her head in every photo. It does make her look like she has head lice.
I’m sure a lot of other people will agree with me.
Is “India” what the kids are calling ‘jail’ these days. Well, come to think of it, they do have a lot in common:
1.) No one really wants to be there.
2.) Its filled with brown-skinned people. and
3.) Its packed to the rafters
u b*tch im indian and u no what i rather be brown then white cuz well most of them are stupid like u r and u have never ever even been there … ull never even have a gf or bf whatever u r ur proabaly homesexual