After three months of court-ordered sober living, Lindsay Lohan has been discharged from her rehabilitation center in California. And for the record, this marks the first time I’ve ever used the word “discharge” in a Lindsay Lohan post without referencing her vagina. Might want to write this one down, kiddos. Radar Online says:

Lindsay Lohan has been released from the Betty Ford Center in Rancho Mirage, California after a 90-day stint in rehab.

Anticipating her release, Lohan Tweeted New Year’s Day that “Today is the first day of the rest of my life. The future depends on what we do in the present.’ -Mahatma Gandhi… One step at a time…”

Lindsay’s next court appearance is scheduled for February 25.

I didn’t need any tabloid reports to tell me she was getting out — I can always sense when Lindsay Lohan is about to leave rehab. The walls start sweating gin and Astroglide and a powerful stank suddenly appears in the West. I think it’s like a sixth sense or something.