Lindsay Lohan will not be arrested upon her return to the U.S. (boo!) because she has already made bail and the arrest warrant has subsequently been recalled. TMZ says
Earlier today the judge set the bail at $100,000. We’re told Lindsay’s people promptly plunked down $10,000 (the standard 10%) to secure the bond and the judge then recalled the warrant — meaning Lindsay will not be arrested.
Lindsay and her lawyer will be in court on Monday at 8:30 AM. The judge will then set a date for a probation violation hearing.
The probation hearing ought to be pretty interesting, given that French police revealed that Lindsay never reported any “stolen passport” to them — despite her lawyer’s claims to the contrary at yesterday’s hearing. TMZ says
According to French cops, they have no record of any police report filed by Lindsay as far back as Tuesday, when the passport mysteriously and allegedly went missing.
During the court hearing this morning, LiLo’s lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley said LiLo reported the missing passport to authorities.
In the illustrious words of Homer Simpson — “D’OH!” I don’t think Sir Walter Scott could have said it any better himself.
This whole thing is useless.
Even when she is wearing a SCRAM bracelet there is NO WAY she will NOT consume alcohol.
Then, what’s she gonna do–only snort coke?
Then she will claim false positives.
Then the judge will throw her in jail.
Finally.