Lindsay Lohan was photographed earlier this week getting “friendly” with Nicole Richie’s boyfriend and father of her baby, Joel Madden. According to MSNBC
Spies caught the Good Charlotte frontman sitting up close and personal with [Lindsay] Monday night at a Cinco de Mayo celebration held at West Hollywood’s Crown Bar.
Eight out of ten women surveyed said they would rather see a grizzly bear covered in fire ants wielding a chainsaw next to their significant other than Lindsay Lohan. That goes double if she’s touching his knee with her legs open. She’s like some kind of a penis vampire, constantly on the prowl for semen and smegma to survive. I heard the only way to kill her is a shot of penicillin delivered by a priest directly into her puss under a full moon. True fucking story. Just to be safe, though, you might want to start carrying around a sterling silver condom and a rosary.
On the set of Ugly Betty May 3rd: