Several interesting pictures of Lindsay Lohan trying to obtain a passport in Cannes have made the rounds on the interwebs this morning, and by “trying to obtain a passport” I mean “doing cocaine,” and by “interesting” I mean “hey, look — cocaine.” TMZ says
Lindsay Lohan should’ve spent the last few nights trying to get her ass back to the U.S. — [but the above photograph is] what she was doing instead …
TMZ obtained several photos showing LiLo fully immersing herself in the French party scene the last few nights.
Well, now that she’s got her passport all sorted out, she’s on her way back home, right? WRONG. Try doing coke on a boat on for size:
Lindsay got off a yacht in Cannes this morning — at around 7:30 AM to be specific… after a night of partying.
Sources [say] Lindsay has booked a flight that will take her back to L.A. tomorrow, but we’re told Lindsay is asking around for a private jet to ferry her home. So far, no one is biting.
Lindsay is scheduled to be in court on Monday at 8:30 a.m.
The dude who is covering Lindsay’s face in the [photos below] says they got stranded on the boat because a friend took off in their car. He says Lindsay wanted to leave hours before and only went out because it was his birthday.
At this point, the only way she could could make her complete disregard for the American penal system any more clear to the judge would be to crawl up on the witness stand and take a dump, then wipe her ass with the stenographer’s notes and fuck herself with the gavel in front of the entire courtroom while grunting, “Who’s my bitch? Who’s my bitch? Aww, yeeeah… that’s my bitch!” through clenched teeth. Which I’m not entirely ruling out as a possibility.
PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin Online
It kind of sucks that she’s got to wear the SCRAM and give up coke. Kind of like when they put Britney on crazy meds. Where is the juicy gossip going to come from? Somebody better step up to the plate.
She’ll NEEEEVVVEEEEERRR stay clean.
At that point, I hope the judge throws her in jail and she screams and cries how she’s not supposed to be there and doesn’t belong there and she insists that they “let me out right now!”
I have a strange prediction that Lindsay will be in jail in a couple of years
I think becoming a vagitarian illustrates “her complete disregard for the American penal system”