Lindsay Lohan and her newly-red hair celebrated Independence Day by going on a date with porn star James Deen. But don’t worry — they’re just friends! Wink. Daily Mail says:

James said: ‘She’s a really nice, down-to-earth, normal twenty-five-year-old girl. We went to a business dinner and she was very professional. She drank coffee and water. Then she had to call for a car because she couldn’t walk ten feet from the door because of the paparazzi.’

He added: ‘I can definitely, honestly say Lindsay Lohan and I are not having sex! I think I would tell everybody (if we were).’

I think their mutual hand gestures up there tell you just about everything you need to know about what went on during their “date.” In his industry, he can’t afford to get an STD. They test for that shit nowadays. Fortunately, you can’t catch gonorrhea from a hand!

Leaving the Shore Bar in Santa Monica: