Lindsay Lohan vehemently denied that she got into a shoving match with a girl at The Standard Hotel nightclub last week, claiming she was at home watching the 700 Club in her jammies or some shit like that when this unfortunate incident took place. Except the club has surveillance video, and the woman she shoved has already turned over photos of her injuries to the cops. D’oh! Radar Online says:
[The allegedly injured patron's attorney said]: “My client has given the West Hollywood Sheriff’s Department pictures of injuries that were inflicted by Lindsay Lohan. We are anxious to see the surveillance video which we feel will prove that Lindsay was at the nightclub and the evidence will speak for itself.”
“[My client] did nothing to provoke Lindsay, and she was shoved when her back was turned. Lindsay is blatantly lying, she was most definitely at the club that night… [she] came and left from the back of the hotel where there are no photographers. Just because she wasn’t photographed at the Standard doesn’t mean it didn’t happen.”
Lindsay Lohan doesn’t look all that strong, but then cocaine can give you the strength of ten bears. And apparently, the radiant complexion of a truck stop hooker suffering from hepatitis C and urine scalding. Lucky for you, she never took off the one-piece.
At the beach with her even uglier sister Ali: