Lindsay Lohan attended photographer Terry Richardson’s party in Paris on Friday, and if you’re wondering if she had her tits out while she was there, well, of course she had her tits out while she was there. It’s Lindsay Lohan. “Tits” is all she’s got left. The rest of her looks like something you’d find hacked into pieces and stuffed in a suitcase outside a truck stop on I-40. As in she looks like the kind of meth whore some truck driver would murder and nobody would notice until the stink finally kicked in. Honestly, do I have to explain everything to you today? Let’s try and stay with the program here.
PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures
When is that upcoming court date when she has to tell the judge how she’s coming with that community service in the morgue?