Lindsay Lohan’s publicist of two years tendered his resignation today, citing her non-stop self-involved fuckery as the reason he quit. Well, he didn’t actually say “non-stop self-involved fuckery,” but his eyes implied it. E! News says:
“Steve Honig resigned as Lindsay’s publicist Wednesday night,” a source tells E! News exclusively.
Honig, however, declined to elaborate on why he’s decided throw in the towel, telling E! News, “I’m not discussing this out of respect for my client.”
Under Honig’s watch, the star passed out in a hotel room, landed in the hospital after a frightening car crash, allegedly trashed her trailer, got tangled up in a jewelry heist, was reportedly banned from a hotel for unpaid bills, got arrested for an alleged hit-and-run, was embroiled in a [physical altercation with] mom Dina Lohan, unleashed a war of words with pop Michael Lohan and, most recently, was faced with a failed intervention attempt by Michael, supposedly with the support of her handlers.
Wait… so this means the publicist is a real person, then? I’ll be damned. All this time I thought it was just Dina Lohan in a wig.
Lindsay in Allure before drugs and alcohol and casual sex ruined her (get your own half a plaid bikini from Paul & Joe here):