Now you, too, can have that Chernobyl glow, thanks to Lindsay Lohan’s new line of self-tanner “Sevin Nyne.” People Magazine says
“I have tried every product on the market and never found something that I loved [until I met spray tanner Lorit Simon]. She had an amazing tanning formula that over the years we continued to perfect,” Lindsay reveals of the partnership. “It was important to me to have a natural product that didn’t have a lot of dyes and chemicals. Our product has goji berry extract which has antioxidant properties, it has a natural golden color, it doesn’t streak and smells delicious — not like a typical tanning product.”
The $35 spray will become available exclusively in Sephora stores on the first of May — with an early web launch on Sephora.com on April 15.
And, judging from the promo ads, it also erases freckles while broadening your jaw line! I’m sure it also works as a long-lasting penile numbing agent to prolong sexual encounters, and when huffed, produces a buzz similar to that of inhaling VCR head cleaner. Lindsay Lohan’s not going to just put her name on anything, you know. It has to be a product she can stand behind. Or at least get in front of on all fours.