Forget the blasphemy, fornication, false testimony and stealing — Lindsay Lohan is now part of Team Jesus. The fact that the day of his crucifixion happens to fall on the same day of her hearing and could theoretically buy her an extra week of freedom is just a happy coincidence. Radar Online says:
She’s set to ask the judge to cancel this Friday’s hearing because it’s Good Friday, a Christian holiday that marks the crucifixion of Jesus Christ.
The postponement request was discussed last week during the meeting between Lindsay’s high powered attorney Shawn Holley, Judge Stephanie Sautner and Deputy District Attorney Danette Meyers.
While all involved agreed in principle, it’s not a done deal.
Lohan would still appear in court on Friday but just to hear Sautner formally rule on the motion. If a new date is set, it’s likely to be sometime next month.
It’s times like this that I miss Old Testament God, the one would who would hit you with a bolt of lightning or turn you into a pillar of salt or send bears out of the woods to maul you for such blatant misuse of that which is sacred for your own personal gain. I guess those genital boils he’s already smote her with will have to do until The Day of Reckoning.