After her court hearing this morning, Lindsay Lohan was fitted with the degenerate must-have accessory for summer 2010 — an alcohol-monitoring ankle bracelet officially known as a SCRAM device. You might remember that Lindsay wore one voluntarily after her first DUI arrest in 2007. Like kidskin gloves and fedoras, some accessories never go out of style. According to People Magazine
[In addition to wearing the SCRAM bracelet], Lohan will also be subject to weekly random drug testing and is forbidden from drinking any alcohol as conditions for the actress to remain free on bail.
After Judge Revel set the conditions, Lohan’s attorney said that Lohan has “a number of photo shoots” and asked that in lieu of the ankle bracelet, Lohan be subject to random alcohol testing since the device would interfere with filming.
The judge flatly denied the request.
The judge also warned Lohan that a missed drug test “is the same as a dirty test” and ordered her to continue attending alcohol education courses once a week. The actress [was then] fitted with the bracelet.
A new hearing date, to determine if she violated the terms of her probation, was set for July 6. If found in violation, the DA is seeking up to six months in jail for the actress.
The great thing about cocaine is that it’s out of your system in 24 hours, so Lindsay can toot it up all she wants at the beginning of the week and still pass a drug test at the end of the week. That is, unless they’re testing for the metabolite benzoylecgonine, a substance that can linger in the body for up to thirty days after the ingestion of cocaine, in which case she’d be totally fucked. *cough* HINT, HINT *cough*.
PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News