It just might be that this time in the never-ending saga of Lindsay Lohan’s legal woes, Lady Justice won’t be bent over and violated in the name of celebrity leniency. I’m sure she’s happy about that possibility. She seems to be fucked a lot these days. Says OK! Magazine,
Lindsay Lohan arrived to her arraignment hearing to face a felony grand-theft charge today in L.A. looking more like she was heading to the club, not court. She was, however, 20 minutes early, but she is still in hot water. She was just remanded into custody after a direct warning from Judge Keith Schwartz.
Lindsay entered a not guilty plea in her felony theft case, TMZ reports, and the judge certainly laid down the law.
While he set her bail at $20,000, he issued a warning to the 24-year-old troubled starlet.
“I’m trying to put this at polite as possible because of all the media interest here,” Judge Schwartz began his lecture. “You are in a different situation now that a felony has been filed against you. Until a resolution is released, if you violate the law I will remand you with no bail.”
“You need to follow the laws just like everyone else. You’re no different then anyone else so please don’t push your luck. I’m telling you things will be different.”
Lindsay was also ordered to stay away from the jewelry store during the case after L.A. County Deputy District Attorney Danette Meyers mentioned flowers had been delivered to the store.
It was not confirmed that LiLo or her camp sent the flowers, but that idea seem to be strongly suggested.
Ha ha, she makes off with a $2500 necklace, pretends that she thought the jewelry store let her “borrow” it, and she thinks that sending flowers is gonna make it all nice? Bitch, please. You should have at least added a signing telegram with it.
Showing up to court: