Lindsay Lohan is done writing “fuck u” on the finger she’s given society and has decided she’s gonna open her own branch of rehab centers to help those struggling with addiction issues. I’m assuming this is after she gets out of jail and once the folks signing off on the building permits stop laughing long enough to hold a pen steady. According to Nine MSN:
Lindsay’s mum Dina Lohan says her daughter is well aware of how important rehab has been in her own life, and as she’s checked in to a ‘sober living house’ ahead of her 90-day jail sentence, the 24-year-old is looking ahead to a time when she can help others battling similar demons.
“Lindsay really wants to open up her own rehab center here in Los Angeles and a couple across the country to help other kids and celebs so they don’t fall through the cracks in this town,” Dina told a US magazine. “She mentioned it to me a couple of days ago. She’s really growing up.”
Is that supposed to be ironic or something? Lindsay Lohan opening a rehab center is like Jessica Simpson opening a damn weight loss clinic or Jennifer Love Hewitt writing a self-help book on dating. Oh, wait…. nevermind.
These people have no shame. They’ll say anything to keep making money off of LoHo’s delusions or her rotting corpse.
First–you’d have to get clean.
Then….you’d have to stay clean for like five years.
And maybe then you could open a rehab center.
If LoHo stayed clean for five years (impossible) she wouldn’t give a damn about anyone else.
It would only be about her, and making more money, and Dina begging her to help her become White Oprah.
What Dina, Lindsay, and Ali should do is open a brothel in Nevada.
That will give them what they really want: people coming from all over to throw money at them.
Don’t you need to have money or brains to do something like that? Also, it might help if you weren’t a coke addicted alcoholic.
LMAO…WET BRAIN DELUSIONAL THINKING…OMG…FUNNY, FUNNY SHIT!