Lindsay Lohan is done writing “fuck u” on the finger she’s given society and has decided she’s gonna open her own branch of rehab centers to help those struggling with addiction issues. I’m assuming this is after she gets out of jail and once the folks signing off on the building permits stop laughing long enough to hold a pen steady. According to Nine MSN:
Lindsay’s mum Dina Lohan says her daughter is well aware of how important rehab has been in her own life, and as she’s checked in to a ‘sober living house’ ahead of her 90-day jail sentence, the 24-year-old is looking ahead to a time when she can help others battling similar demons.
“Lindsay really wants to open up her own rehab center here in Los Angeles and a couple across the country to help other kids and celebs so they don’t fall through the cracks in this town,” Dina told a US magazine. “She mentioned it to me a couple of days ago. She’s really growing up.”
Is that supposed to be ironic or something? Lindsay Lohan opening a rehab center is like Jessica Simpson opening a damn weight loss clinic or Jennifer Love Hewitt writing a self-help book on dating. Oh, wait…. nevermind.