Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Put boxing gloves on two of Hollywood’s most worthless and people will line up to see them go at it. Digital Spy reports,
Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton have been offered a combined fee of $1 million to compete in a celebrity boxing match.
Hollywood Boxing Federation’s Damon Feldman said that proceeds from the bout would be donated to an anti-drug and alcohol charity, RadarOnline reports.
Feldman said: “We’re calling it the battle of the bad girls of Hollywood… This is a perfect way for the two ladies to give back.
“This would be nothing more than a fun match-up, and Paris and Lindsay have both dabbled with boxing training in the past.”
He noted that, should they agree to compete over three one-minute rounds, the women would be kitted out in “big pillow-sized boxing gloves”.
“[Lindsay's father] Michael could even help train Lindsay as he is undefeated in Celebrity Boxing,” Feldman added.
They’re going at this all wrong. If you really want people to come and pay to see Lindsay and Paris fight each other, it can’t be with big pillowy gloves. Tell the contestants that the winner gets a lifetime supply of drugs, booze and Valtrex. Then you hand them sawed-off shotguns. It might get a little bloody, but come on, it’s for charity!
Jessica Biel in a bikini in Hawaii, because let’s face it, no one wants to see more of either Lindsay or Paris: