
Despite her bailing on him a week before his wedding so she could fuck other dudes and sell her “runaway bride” story to the highest bidder, and even though she went on Howard Stern and told the world that he sucked at sex, Hugh Hefner has found it in his heart to forgive former fiancee Crystal Harris and let her move back into the mansion. Radar Online says:
“Crystal begged Hef to let her come back,” a source [said]. “He surprisingly doesn’t have any hard feelings against her, so he let her move back into the Mansion.”
The [move] caused major turmoil for his current number one girlfriend, Shera Berchard. “[Shera] moved out as soon as Crystal moved back in,” the source said.
“Hef and Crystal are really happy back together,” the source said.
It’s not so much that he’s happy that they’re back together; it’s that he doesn’t remember they ever broke up. That’s the magic of Alzheimer’s!



I guess she didn’t like the idea of getting a real job.